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User:WolfPrincessSarah
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About
The so-called "Wolf Princess" Sarah is generally perceived as one of the most stolid admins of the Awoo anime Discord and Starbase faction, as she keeps her own council and prefers her privacy. She's very much a natural loner, despite often working in a team.
Despite her superficial coldness, this enigmatic woman is a highly aggressive individual whose obsession with strapping heavy weapons to her vessels seems to run to manic extremes. For the most part, she is non-threatening and peaceable. If pressed, she is not shy about using every weapon she has on hand, including as many explosives and torpedoes she can afford. Driven by a very strong moral compass, she is also quick to offer help to those in need, though collateral damage might be a bit of a problem, should she intervene.
Outside of the battlefield, she is surprisingly amiable, if one is willing to put up with her dry wit. Her goal in Starbase is to build a starship that's bristling with the heaviest weapons the game has to offer, and with it, to be as inspiring a presence to her allies as she is terrifying to her enemies.
Tropes
- Aloof Dark-Haired Girl: Probably the most serious member of Awoo, and has the dark hair to match.
- The Big Girl: Awoo's steadfast security chief.
- Dark is Not Evil: Favors dark colors, generally dislikes small talk, but pretty relaxed and sweet.
- Deadpan Snarker: Tends to have a very dry wit.
- Informed Loner: Actually cripplingly antisocial and often plays most games solo as much as she can, but you wouldn't know it given how chatty she can be.
- The Ladette: Probably the most aggressive, boisterous member of Awoo's leadership, with a side of Armchair Military, natch.
- Mad Bomber: Her obsession with the biggest explosion and weapons possible borders on this.
- Not So Above It All: Generally acts pretty dignified, but has many moments where the façade slips. Also see Mad Bomber, above.
- Revolvers Are Just Better: In addition to her single heavier weapon, she usually packs a Revolver as her favored backup sidearm.
- The Sacred Darkness: See her quotes below for evidence of her belief in this.
- Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness: To an almost obnoxious degree, but see also Sophisticated as Hell.
- Sophisticated As Hell: Often mixes formal language with decidedly informal slang, and often swears like a sailor.
- Sugar-And-Ice Personality: Superficially pretty chilly at first, but warms up pretty quickly. When she's upset she can swing back to biting cold pretty easily, though.
- There Is No Kill Like Overkill: Her combat style lacks finesse, but it hits hard. Generally her favorite ships are flying guns, built around the most Awesome but Impractical weapons possible. On foot, she wields the biggest weapons she has access to, even if they're not necessarily practical for the situation. She's particularly fond of the Rail Rifle.
- Warrior Poet: Can drop into flowery pseudo-intellectual nonsense at the drop of a hat.
Notable Quotes
Oft-Repeated Catch-Phrases
"What brand of f**kery is going on here?"
"Look at me, I am the onee-sama now."
"Your mouth is an (object) constantly (verb) lies."
2019
December
"I am darkness, I am the night.
Here lemme rub some v o i d all over you."
"If there's a way to make an indiscriminate nuke in this game, I'm gonna find it and use that sh*t"
"I like long walks on the beach, home-cooked dinners under the moonlight, and military-grade high explosives."
"I'm an open book.
Granted some of those pages are falling out and a little bit covered in emo doodles and bad poetry, but I'm an open book regardless."
"The beatings will continue until the shenanigans improve in creativity."
"Sure, whatever. Do I still get to blow shit up?"
"Darkness may be the absence of light, but it has a beauty and virtue all its own.
For it is in light that we are most exposed and victims to the winds of society and shame;
but it is in darkness, under the moonlit embrace that we are truly free to be ourselves, whatever form that takes."
"I can stuff like 10 c**ks oreos in my mouth."
"Feh, nobody can tame me and I invite them to try."
"As one of those so-called 'tr*ps' I'd like to point out that no matter who f**ks us, it's still pretty gay."
"As a mod I am obligated to leave it as it's not breaking any rules, but as a person I am deeply sickened."
"I don't need a friend but I'll take an annoying pest."
"If you start shipping I'm legally allowed to swat you with a rolled-up newspaper."
"WolfOfLight, you hired me as a meme, it just happened to be a dank meme that paid off."
"This team sucks, I'm joining the catgirl squad."
2020
January
"Darkness never sleeps, it only waits."
"My battery is low and it's getting dark, I don't feel so good, Mister Stark."
February
"I'm surrounded by children drawing p***ses into their notebook margins."
"I remember the dumbest and most useless military and historical trivia extensively but I can't remember how to tie my shoelaces sometimes."
"All games are free if you're a little bit loose on how you define 'free'.
And 'legal'.
And 'Please stop, ma'am, this is a Denny's'."
"My existence is NSFW."
"Kirb, the last time we tried communism we ran out of fuel and energy."
"I am an e-girl with a literal army of thirsty f***boys and horny doms behind me. My ancestors are ashamed of me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"
"At this point, I'd recommend an Exorcism. Know any Catholic priests?"
"Anything's a towel if you don't care enough about it getting wet."
"Keep pinging and I break out the server ball gag."
"The shadows are always watching."
"Can I stan a religion? I stan Sikhism."
"There is a gay wolf and a straight wolf in me, and both are hangry b**tards."
"When one has known nothing but the dark, we wonder how long it will be before it finds us again."
"Our members are all hamsters dripfed cocaine."
"Listen, my list of kinks is longer than a CVS receipt."
Appearances
No sightings of this individual have been confirmed in the universe as of yet.
