User:CatTram

CatTram is the bright light that leads through the glorious Cabbages. You see long I have awaited such Cabbages at my door step, and now they are here. The idea that I will be fighting along Cabbage Man is the entire reason I yearn to live on. People need to understand that following Cabbage is not a sport, but a religious decision that requires months of practice. You don't just pray to him, but you cry out on the tallest mountain proclaiming his word. The chant that summons the Cabbage Man goes something like this "Cabbage Man, Cabbage Man, bless us if you can, oh Cabbage Man." After saying this Cabbage Man will bless you with all the wisdom you could possibly want. Please understand that if Sweez becomes Sneeze then I have decided to be the best person I can be. Sweez is my pride and joy but Sneeze will be like a brother to me, so please understand that much. Now let us have silence for our Lord and Savior.