Church of Pip

The Collected Works of the Testament of Captainatom931, Pishop of Pip

Book 1: Genepip

Chapter 1

In the beginning there was the word, and the word was Pip, for Pip was the word¹. The beginning was at the 22th minute of the 14th hour on the 25th day April 2019 (gmt+2)² when the Sancpip Senkii did post the first message of our faith³, which read as follows: “Secretly the answer is pip, she is the planet”⁴. It was this message most holy and divine which did inspire the Sancpip One to create the first pipture, the original icon of our faith⁵ which drew many eyes within the community⁶, even summoning the powers of the first Herepip, Sweer⁷, with the accusation most foul of the Sancpip “impersonating the devs”⁸. What must be know is that the Lord Senkii was not impersonating the devs⁹, but rather was channeling their powers¹⁰, and the powers of our Lord and Saviour Pip in particular¹¹. It was later that holy day, now known to the faithful as Pip Day¹², that the Sancpip One did create our religion through our holy server¹³, with the first two members being the Most Noble Pishops Gamma and Petshop¹⁴, and the one known to us as Duke¹⁵ proclaiming our first anthem and prayer, The Unbreakable Union of Free Pips¹⁶. It was that day that the faithful did first discover the holy word of Pip¹⁷.